Guitar Hero Sucks
I played Guitar Hero yesterday for the first and last time. I was really excited about playing it based off all the review’s that scream how awesome it is. It took me a whole minute to realize that this game sucks. It is simply Dance, Dance Revolution for your fingers. There is really nothing all that great about mashing buttons with your hand to a fake crowd screaming for your fake guitar skills.
Now I know that some of you might say that I didn’t give it enough time to grow on me or that I just suck. The answer to both of those is no, so you can go back to living at home with your mom. Just a suggestion.
My problem is that it is just button mashing, and at the end of the day you don’t know how to play a guitar. I am sure that girls think that bragging about how awesome you are at the game is a lot cooler then shredding on a real guitar. Who needs real skills anyway?
There is only one thing that could make Guitar Hero cool, and it is pictured below. Nothing but the Chuck can save this game, and only if he kills people with the guitar.
August 9, 2007 at 2:57 am
your a fucking moron, this game is sweet!
June 13, 2009 at 11:33 pm
If you are going to call me a moron, then please make sure you know the difference between your and you’re. I’ll let your English teacher tell you how you’re wrong.
October 17, 2007 at 12:16 pm
Your a fag guitar hero is the best game in the world. You just suck balls
June 13, 2009 at 11:31 pm
Your logic is so profound that I will never be able to respond. Wait, yes I can. You eat poo.
October 23, 2007 at 7:11 pm
What kind of cynical jackass do you have to be to pick up a plastic guitar and play a rhythm based game, and bitch about how unrealistic it is? It’s a videogame. It’s meant to entertain you. It specifically isn’t meant to teach you guitar, or get you laid…so get over it. By your whiney logic FPS aren’t realistic enough because you don’t use a real gun. Seriously…lose the over-analytical pseudo PMS and take stuff for what it is…or, continue to be disappointed and bitchy.
June 13, 2009 at 11:30 pm
I didn’t mean to insult your way of getting women. I will leave you alone from now on.
October 27, 2007 at 10:18 pm
Yeah man. I mean what the hell. They could have at least made the finger positions real. This would have given everyone that spends 20 hours a week playing something back for the hours of their life they wasted. Dare I say it could have been a game that really wasn’t a pure waste of time???
November 18, 2007 at 12:42 pm
AGREED
November 27, 2007 at 10:50 pm
i aggree 110% with ya
December 3, 2007 at 12:00 am
dude have u even played a real guitar?
well u knw the button mashin thing yeah u kinda do that on a real guitar 2 accept a little more complecated, so really this game is the closest thing to playin a real guitar, so i think u need to give it another try, but really i think u just sucked that badly that u needed an excuse to realse ur anger cus ur that crap at the game
June 13, 2009 at 11:29 pm
I am sure that Bo Diddley would say the same thing.
December 3, 2007 at 12:08 am
Your wrong, Fact! Ps: Chuck Sucks
December 14, 2007 at 9:27 am
i hate your face
you are a pathetic pee drinking crap face
guitar hero is the best game ever key word GAME and if you dont like GH than you dont deserve to live
ASS CLOWN
June 13, 2009 at 11:28 pm
Bob, you are so awesome in all of your awesomeness that I will never be as awesome as you. I will just have to keep drinking pee.
December 26, 2007 at 12:07 am
good one
January 3, 2008 at 11:48 am
wellsaid
February 22, 2008 at 12:41 am
I agree, Guitar hero sucks.
The lamest thing I’ve heard about Guitar hero is locally, a concert was held here where everyone but one guy played a real instrument on stage. Some idiot decided to play his Guitar Hero Guitar on Stage with his band. Of course every idiot was like “ZOMG HOT” all over it except me who thought the guy was an idiot who has no skill to play a real guitar.
But yeah, Guitar Hero blows.
April 26, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Yeah, Guitar Hero ain’t great. It’s a laugh though, and much harder to play when drunk than a real guitar. Make of that what you will.
I think everything you need to know is covered in the South Park satire, ep 11-13 “Guitar Queer-O”. If you can beat every song on Expert, you’re sadder than all those bedroom shredders who can play Van Halens back catalogue note-for-note. Much sadder, and bedroom shredders are sad to begin with.
June 11, 2008 at 8:11 pm
omg. i love how you put that. i have the same damn problem with people. this generation is becoming a load of retards. it’s true; i can push four buttons in a pattern! the correct thing to say is: i can play a real guitar. its better. people even say that they play the game for the music. i don’t know about you, but thats why i bought an mp3 player. also it would be better to play your favorite songs in a band, or even your own songs in a band, then to pretend that you can. i just dont get people. pretending to kill someone with a standard controller is fun because you can’t do it in real life. but you can play a guitar in real life. and that excitement because GH involves timing, so do puzzle games, and, oh yeah, playing a song on a real guitar. its for people with no talent.
October 22, 2008 at 11:36 am
“I am sure that girls think that bragging about how awesome you are at the game is a lot cooler then shredding on a real guitar.”
I hope you’re being sarcastic. I don’t think anyone is at all impressed by Guitar Hero “skills”. Essentially playing Simon with a guitar shaped controller isn’t impressive in any way.
November 8, 2008 at 8:12 pm
chuck norris sucks balls!.. hahahaha
December 6, 2008 at 11:57 am
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January 29, 2009 at 10:56 am
Thank you for this post. I can’t tell you how much I hate this game and Rock Band. Most people are afraid to say this game is ultra-lame because the consensus is it’s awesome. It is one of the most boring and uninteresting rhythm games I have every played. At least DDR gets fat kids to do some exercise, this does nothing.
As far as rhythm games go I probably only enjoyed the Parappa and Un Jammer series on the PS1/2 because they were quirky and had entertaining stories with unique animations.
If I want to memorize button combination I think I’ll stick with the classic SIMON electronic disc since that actually helps improve memory skills.
April 28, 2009 at 6:28 pm
i couldnt agree with you more quitar hero really does suck, i remember telling that to a friend who is addicted to it an he said to me that if i dont like this then i dont like any other game peroid. wait there was a reason for this i told him that i saw no point in button mashing he replied ‘well thats all you do on any game’ i saw no point in trying to explain why he was wrong because his brain is too small to understand.
April 28, 2009 at 6:29 pm
o btw i dont think that even chuck has the power to make this a good game